relahvant:

WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS CREATURE

hungrylikethewolfie:

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

But wait, THERE’S MORE:

The coifs the creatures are sporting are the result of some painstaking hairstyling. The ranchers, rather than nature, have created the amazing hairdos you see on the fluffy cows. With the help of young members of organizations like 4-H and Future Farmers of America, the ranchers are doubling as bovine aestheticians. 

And their strategy is, like so many winning beauty routines, a matter of ongoing maintenance. It can take months of “daily care” (and sometimes twice-daily care) to coax the cattle into their full, fluffy-coated glory. There’s the washing. And the clipping. And the special oils (meant to give cows’ coats that special touchable, fluffable softness). 

Oh, and the blow-drying. And the hairspray. (The hairspray!) “Styling a cow for showtime,” per one report, “can take around 2 hours and requires hairspray to keep all that fuzz in place and oil to make their coats shine.” (x)

treblemirinlens:

doctorflowers:

owlrocket

NYOOM

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

Every greek demigod legend:

itsanidiom:

waywardwayland:

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faithtrustandblogdisney:

this is my favorite thing ever omg.

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

teamfivey:

part 4 of an increasingly ridiculous amount of atla text post memes i can’t stop making

othertonguesotherflesh:

stripped to the bone in a matter of seconds

cyclopsrose:

Pwned

Orphan Black Meme

2/5 Episodes → 2x08 Variable and Full of Perturbation

jamesyfranco:

"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"

shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die

-everdeen:

two lovers

forbidden from one another

a war divides their people

and a mountain divides them apart

build a path to be together

yeah i forget the next couple lines but then it goes

SECRET TUNNEL

SECRET TUNNEL

THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS

SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL

GL