Salvador Dali – Ménagère (Cutlery Set) 1957
Six pieces (silver-gilt) comprising of two forks, two knives and two enameled spoons.
I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
There are people with a weak sense of humour.
There are people who miss golden opportunities.
And then there is George Takei.
OH MY GOD
Always reblog The Princess Bride
MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER
when supernatural ends forever, somewhere in the background of the finale there should be a news headline mentioning how carver edlund’s cult book series is going to be adapted into a tv show
Oh my god
everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough
I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND ITS SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’
this guy just asked me if im “full blown lesbian” now what does that even mean like hell yeah i’ve reached the maximum capacity of homosexuality i can finally ascend to gay fucking heaven
I saw this and couldn’t resist writing it.
are you a god
shawty got them apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
THEYRE LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT FROGS????????????????????????
i’m pretty sure they’re just pregnant but ye
NO THEY AREN’T EVEN PREGNANT THEY’RE DESERT RAIN FROGS AND THEY SOUND LIKE THIS
Guinea pig armor available at ebay.
the time between “wtf are people doing with their lives” and “that is genius” is about 0.625 seconds.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Blue Watery Gravebeast. Watery gravebeasts are the aquatic counterpart to their land dwelling cousins, the desecrated gravebeast. They are often spotted near the location of maritime tragedies.
1. No one has ever seen the back half of a gravebeast.
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